Bob's Story of Gamma Company

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I came down stairs breath fogging up on my eye pieces on my helmet. The world is cold not cold in the sense you believe but in its loneliness and empty expanse. I am a Sith and I am evil. I look down at my tac pad and I have this urgent message from T Murph stating there was that Num Num kicked out powerful members of the clan and that their was a power dispute. Knowing I can take advantage of this I decided to provoke a civil war where a lot of people died. I didn't know who I was slashing but I didn't care only later did I realize I sliced friend and foe.

I then realized I was Sith and didn't have friends so I was lonely and sad . I sat there for a long time and then I saw a light. I thought I was dead but I noticed I was eating the whole time so I wasn't dead. I broke the light because it scared me. But Sith aren't supposed to be scared so I don't know I didn't like that light.

What a beautiful story *Breaks down crying*